Witty Guy Makes Awesome Tinder Bio After Getting Crushed By 3000 Pounds

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mattstaff
Oct 16, 2018 3:00 PM EDT

Joe is the real MVP. Gotta love this dude's commitment to maintaining a positive outlook after the world threw him one hell of a heavy curveball. It's honestly a miracle that he survived! 

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    Meet Joe. Joe got crushed and lived to tell the tale of getting crushed by two 1500lb hay bales.

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    Yellow - PDI 3-f HIS Room # 5166B Phone 434-982-1336 My Plan shEAR REAH AS TSLAN 157-23-05 PROPERTY OF PHYSICAL NERAPY
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    Shoulder - PDi airtis Room #: 5166B 434-982-1336 Phone #: My Plan: EHEAR REAH AS tn fonch PROPERTY OF PHYSICAL
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    Tinder game on fleek.

    Furniture - 64% 19:28 КBs Jое, 27 Patient at HOSPITAL less than a mile away Sup ladies, I'm joe, I just got crushed by 3000 pounds. Got a broken pelvis but still dtf. I do have a catheter. I don't wanna be "one of those guys" who lies about his catheter status. The catheter may be an issue but great minds do great things. Bedbound, you literally have to all the work I probably can't get off.. Or get hard. But hey; great minds. Anyway here at UVA medical center if you wanna smash.
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    And naturally, people got jokes.

    Text - BananaShip В 23h 26 Replies Get better soon, but why would you need tinder when you already found your crush? Reply 3, 143 7 B
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    Text - Vitrum 23h V Your Tinder game cracked me up! Reply 31 Songnemtn2000 22h Did that sweet tinder profile get you a roll in the hay? Reply 25
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    Text - reverendleonard 21h R You didn't happen to see a needle, did you? Reply 4 JohnCena6969 21h Hay now you're an allstar Reply EmmittFitzhuem 22h Нay! Reply 3 "ш
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