Witty Guy Makes Awesome Tinder Bio After Getting Crushed By 3000 Pounds

Joe is the real MVP. Gotta love this dude's commitment to maintaining a positive outlook after the world threw him one hell of a heavy curveball. It's honestly a miracle that he survived! 

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